Madden-Therapy: Fire Nolan's Ass

zugschef · Mo, 31. Dez. ’07, 21:03

auf der 49erswebzone hab ich was gefunden... ich schwöre, ich habe fast tränen gelacht, das darf ich euch nicht vorenthalten:

ZitatOriginally posted by geturembedder
My best Niner moments come when I load up Madden 06 and Fire Nolan's ass over and over again after simulating his rookie year.

Just save the game right before you get the option to do it, fire him, reload, fire him, reload, fire him, reload, fire him, reload.

Or if you really want to make it realistic, go into the last game of the season, get yourself into a 4th and mm, and punt, or maybe turn down a ten yard holding penalty on 3rd and 2, or kick onsside kicks for no reason, sim the rest of the game after making any number of stupid calls, then fire his ass.

Or f you are a glutton for punishment, go into coach mode, go run run pass punt run run pass punt and then fire his ass.

Great therapy.

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You can also waste your timeouts on punt formations, sim the game, then fire his ass.

Stay the course, fire his ass.

Make sure that the other team wins, but at the same time know that if you had scored more points you would have won. Then fire his ass.

go into exhibition, turn the wind real high, like 40 mph, then kick FGs into it. Sim the game then fire his ass.

Get your lbers, move them outta position, then get mad at them for being traitors among you. Then fire his ass.

When it's time to draft, make sure you find the shortest and slowest WR in the draft, grab him in the third round and make sure his return rating is about 15, then put him at punt returner. Then do nothing but fair catch with him.

Then go out and sign and trade for all the baddest LBers in the league. Placing Ray lewis behind Derek Smith works well.

Then Fire his ass.

Whew. It's therapeutic just typing this.

LOL

Zacharry · Di, 1. Jan. ’08, 13:12

hmm...na das werde ich doch gleich mal versuchen...

zach

Darkside · Di, 1. Jan. ’08, 13:54

Ich hab mir gerade fast in die Hose gemacht

ninercarlo · Do, 3. Jan. ’08, 00:22

Das ist so lustig, dass es schon wieder traurig ist! Aber trotzdem...

igor · Fr, 29. Jul. ’11, 21:01

etwas thread-necromancy ... wenn man das ganze mit sing spielt, muss es heissen: watch the film, then fire his ass. *g*

zugschef · Fr, 29. Jul. ’11, 21:33

Zitat von: igor am Fr, 29. Jul. ’11, 21:01
etwas thread-necromancy ... wenn man das ganze mit sing spielt, muss es heissen: watch the film, then fire his ass. *g*

watch the film, then watch as he drops his pants and shows you his ass, and then fire his ass.

MaybeDavis · Fr, 29. Jul. ’11, 21:39

Hatte das ganze schon wieder völlig vergessen... Und habs gleich mal an nen Freund weitergeschickt der Dolphins Fan ist

zugschef · Fr, 29. Jul. ’11, 22:04

@igor: wie bist du eigentlich wieder auf den thread gekommen?

igor · Fr, 29. Jul. ’11, 22:05

Zitat von: zugschef am Fr, 29. Jul. ’11, 22:04
@igor: wie bist du eigentlich wieder auf den thread gekommen?

hab' im wiwo gesehen, dass sich google darin verirrt hatte. da tauchen immer wieder mal ein paar schmuckstuecke aus alten zeiten auf. =)

zugschef · Fr, 29. Jul. ’11, 22:16

ZitatOriginally posted by geturembedder
Make sure that the other team wins, but at the same time know that if you had scored more points you would have won. Then fire his ass.

hahaha das is sooo herrlich!!! xD

Madden-Therapy: Fire Nolan's Ass

ninercarlo